qualcuno di voi magari l' ha già letto visto che era su un altro forum...pero' ve lo metto qui perchè fa ridere!


Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red.

One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in boc at the lup!".

Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol, with the cest.

Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?". "To the nonn with this little cest which is little but it is full of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and mirtills" she dissed "Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry".

And the lup went away but not very away, but to the nonn' s house.

Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the forest.

The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and, after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let.

When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's House, suoned and entered.

But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".

"Oh, poor nonn!" said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I think, wasn't she?).

Then she dissed: "But...what big okks do you have? Do you bisogn some collir?".

"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl" dissed the nonn-lup.

Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?".

And the nonn-lup: "Oh,no! It is to ascolt you better".

And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents do you have!".

And the lup dissed: "It is to magn you better!" and magned really tutt quant the poor little red girl.

But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curios and innocent cacciator of frodo sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds.

And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr the kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup.

Then quarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett (still rincoglionited).

And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc and guadagned a lot of dinar.

oddio...l'inglese è identico a come lo parlo io!![:D]

non l'avevo mai letto, bellissimo [:)]

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se c avessi capito qualcosa.....sembra un incrocio tra barese e inglese...

Eh si.. gia letto in un "altro" forum..[:D][:D][:D]

già letta....però mi fa sempre morire dalle risate!

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Letta mille mila anni fa [:D]

io non l'avevo mai letta....carina...

trooooopppooo forteeeeeee!!

bellissssssimooooooooo!!!! muahahahahah.... [:333][:333][:333]

eccezziunale veramente!![:D][:D][:D][:D]

nn l'avevo mai letta! che foooorteee!!